Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


 

 The following is intended to be dripping with sarcasm and just a little too much truth...

This week I did not have a glass of Pepsi Max with dinner, which then resulted in me staying awake  all night and using a particularly wide awake period from 2-3am to catch up on blogging. There is no way I that am sensitive to caffeine after being off it for so long.

I am not continually frustrated by my lack of spatial awareness when it comes to sewing, I've studied education and fully understand that everyone has their strengths and weaknesses and am totally fine that this is not my strong area. I also did not almost totally unpick and re-pin a huge amount of sewing this week because I had thought I stuffed it up... and finally I definitely do not compensate for total lack of sewing ability with a ridiculous amount of pins, nope, not me!

I did not use Tavi as a makeshift water bottle while editing photos recently, letting him fall asleep after a feed on my lap and not moving for over an hour, I definitely did not enjoy every minute of it. Also, I certainly do not dream about taking photos and come up with ideas for shoots in my sleep. Nope not me!

During a recent Brisbane downpour I did not resort to buying Tavi disposable nappies, I am a purist in every sense of the word, but if I had put him in disposables (which of course I totally did not) then I definitely would not have enjoyed a significant reduction in the amount of washing I need to do.

I certainly do not have enough fabric to make each of my photo shoots look different for quite some time. Fabric hoarder? Me? Pfft, no way!

And finally I did not burn myself a ridiculous amount of times while making this book wreath...and yet keep soldiering on... Me? No way, you are looking at the most talented person who wields a glue gun this side of the equator...multiple blisters from multiple glue gun mishaps? You must have me confused with someone else...

The Summertimes: Not Me! Monday

 Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.  

This is a link up that I've often enjoyed reading so I thought it was about time that I shared a few of my own Not Me! moments. The following is intended to be dripping with sarcasm and just a little too much truth...

I most certainly do not allow Tavi to feed himself because it gives me some time to blog and edit photos, nope I definitely do not value my own hobby enough to make it worth the colossal mess and cleanup afterward, nope Not Me!

This week I did not check the letter box and upon realising it was just some junk and letters for someone who used to live here I did not just put them back because I couldn't be bothered bringing them in to the house.

I certainly did not encourage my husband to install air conditioning in our babies room so that he could sleep better without checking it with the rental agency first. I am such a responsible rule follower and would never do something like that.

I did not deliberate about what to make for a recent birthday party for ages, constantly changing my mind and I definitely did not end up making exactly what I had planned to do in the beginning, I would never be that indecisive.

I am always up to date with all washing and folding, and I did not find some random clean pocket nappies and inserts floating around the car. I also definitely did not stuff Tavi's nappies while in the car and stopped at a red light, because that is just weird, and only for frazzled time poor Mums... and totally Not Me!

So what have you not been up to lately?