Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
This week I did not have a glass of Pepsi Max with dinner, which then resulted in me staying awake all night and using a particularly wide awake period from 2-3am to catch up on blogging. There is no way I that am sensitive to caffeine after being off it for so long.
I am not continually frustrated by my lack of spatial awareness when it comes to sewing, I've studied education and fully understand that everyone has their strengths and weaknesses and am totally fine that this is not my strong area. I also did not almost totally unpick and re-pin a huge amount of sewing this week because I had thought I stuffed it up... and finally I definitely do not compensate for total lack of sewing ability with a ridiculous amount of pins, nope, not me!
I did not use Tavi as a makeshift water bottle while editing photos recently, letting him fall asleep after a feed on my lap and not moving for over an hour, I definitely did not enjoy every minute of it. Also, I certainly do not dream about taking photos and come up with ideas for shoots in my sleep. Nope not me!
During a recent Brisbane downpour I did not resort to buying Tavi disposable nappies, I am a purist in every sense of the word, but if I had put him in disposables (which of course I totally did not) then I definitely would not have enjoyed a significant reduction in the amount of washing I need to do.
I certainly do not have enough fabric to make each of my photo shoots look different for quite some time. Fabric hoarder? Me? Pfft, no way!
And finally I did not burn myself a ridiculous amount of times while making this book wreath...and yet keep soldiering on... Me? No way, you are looking at the most talented person who wields a glue gun this side of the equator...multiple blisters from multiple glue gun mishaps? You must have me confused with someone else...
The following is
intended to be dripping with sarcasm and just a little too much truth...
This week I did not have a glass of Pepsi Max with dinner, which then resulted in me staying awake all night and using a particularly wide awake period from 2-3am to catch up on blogging. There is no way I that am sensitive to caffeine after being off it for so long.
I am not continually frustrated by my lack of spatial awareness when it comes to sewing, I've studied education and fully understand that everyone has their strengths and weaknesses and am totally fine that this is not my strong area. I also did not almost totally unpick and re-pin a huge amount of sewing this week because I had thought I stuffed it up... and finally I definitely do not compensate for total lack of sewing ability with a ridiculous amount of pins, nope, not me!
I did not use Tavi as a makeshift water bottle while editing photos recently, letting him fall asleep after a feed on my lap and not moving for over an hour, I definitely did not enjoy every minute of it. Also, I certainly do not dream about taking photos and come up with ideas for shoots in my sleep. Nope not me!
During a recent Brisbane downpour I did not resort to buying Tavi disposable nappies, I am a purist in every sense of the word, but if I had put him in disposables (which of course I totally did not) then I definitely would not have enjoyed a significant reduction in the amount of washing I need to do.
I certainly do not have enough fabric to make each of my photo shoots look different for quite some time. Fabric hoarder? Me? Pfft, no way!
And finally I did not burn myself a ridiculous amount of times while making this book wreath...and yet keep soldiering on... Me? No way, you are looking at the most talented person who wields a glue gun this side of the equator...multiple blisters from multiple glue gun mishaps? You must have me confused with someone else...
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